The other day I took a quiz on Facebook. It matched me up with Patrick Swazye. I got to looking at our photos and realized Pat and I look a lot alike! We are like twins [if I did not already have a twin.]
Hear is a picture of Pat from my favorite Pat film, Roadhouse.
Notice the crossed arms and fabulous hair [I currently have no hair but if I grew it out it would look a lot like this badass feathered mullet!] I too am a loner and a professional. I certainly love like there is no tomorrow. I am a bit sad that the dancing is over but am looking forward to getting dirty!
Here is a picture of me…
Like I said we are all twinsies and shit! Notice the crossed arms and stern but elegant look. It say I could beat the living shit out of you but I won’t cause I have a higher calling to serve this world in peace and love absent destruction and anger. I am controlled and fear only losing sight of my call in life. I am wearing a hat so the badass feathered mullet is a no go here, but I am working on it. I am also not wearing a watch but I think my tattoos more than make up the cool factor on Pat.
Here is another pic of Pat…
The resemblance is uncanny! I am “True Entertainment!” I diverge in the “corrupt and violent area, unless you read me through the fallen and irredeemable filter. Then I am just as corrupt and violent as the next ragtag yahoo on this rock. I am certainly laying claim to the “sexy” part. I may not rock a pair of Jordache like Pat, but I do my natural best to fill out my American Eagle jeans.
You be the judge…are Pat and I all twinsies and shit? It is in your hands America [I say America to introduce the idea that this blog is read by more than the handful of faithful readers that read this to make sure I have not flipped my lid and gone over the deep end. I assure you that this day I am indeed quite sane.]
I miss you, my brother. You crack me up!
I shall take this as a confirmation of my assumption that I and Patrick Swayze are twins.
What’s up with that America crack? From these comments it looks like your audience has a more international flavour. (note the ‘u’). By the way, could you label the pics more clearly? I can’t tell which is you and which is Mr Swayze.
Matt, I am sorry I did not clearly identify Pat and I. It confuses me as well. I always preferred flavour to flavor…but I like flava far better.
You and Pat ARE twinsies…and shit. This would also make you twinsies with the Hoff, but not the famous one. The other one.