Trash talking mythical beasts…

Recently, there was a battle of global proportions over at doodlemonkey. The questions was posed to the world, “Who is it that will win the hearts and minds of readers around the globe, Yeti or Big Foot?”

Yeti won by one vote! There was only one vote cast thought. The following was the response from the cryptozoological world. Who knew they had computers. I bet they have iphones from Apple. They are cutting edge!

Big Foot said…

ME WANT RECOUNT!!!

Yeti said…

No recount! Yeti sasquatched Bigfoot fair and square.

BIG FOOT said…

BUT ME THINK PROBLEM WITH CHADS!

the yeti said…

sasquatch,

stop. you embarrass self.

you no big foot. you big baby.

me beat you anytime, anywhere. name place.

-the yeti

BIG FOOT said…

FINE!

TOMORROW. 3 PM. THE TUNDRA.

WE PLAY MILLE BORNES.

DECIDE WINNER ONCE AND FOR ALL!

the yeti said…

wait, what mille bornes?

BIG FOOT said…

ME CAN’T BELIEVE YOU NOT KNOW MILLE BORNES!!

IT FRENCH CARD GAME WITH AUTOMOBILE THEME!

IT DELIGHTFUL.

ME THINK AVAILABLE AT TARGET.

the yeti said…

okay, mille bornes is fine.

not first choice, but fine. me actually 1/8 french.

truth be told, me prefer Don’t Break Ice, but no want to be accused of unfair advantage. you know, given mutual arctic nature of me and game.

big foot said…

IT SETTLED!

ULTIMATE MILLE BORNES BATTLE!!!

IT SO ON!!!

MAY BEST BEAST WIN!!!

RRRAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!

OH. ME THINKING. MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING SMALL CARD TABLE OR SOMETHING.

yeti said…

that good idea. me have table. folding chairs, too. sometimes sitting on tundra, get chilly.

-the yeti

BIG FOOT said…

SMART!

ME NO WANT FROZEN PLUMS!

the yeti said…

tomorrow!!!

BIG FOOT said…

RRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!

the yeti said…

RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Nessie said…

Excuse me!

Big Foot, are you forgetting something?

You promised to take me the fabric store tomorrow!

-Nessie

BIG FOOT said…

OH, SNAP. ME FORGET.

Nessie said…

Why do you always do this?!

BIG FOOT said…

ME HAVE LOT ON MIND! HAVE TO LEAVE FOOTPRINTS ALL THE TIME AND REMAIN ELUSIVE!

IT NOT EASY!

AND FABRIC STORE BORING!

the yeti said…

hahaha!

me wish me knew how to type that whip-crack sound right now.

BIG FOOT said…

YOU SHUT UP, YETI!

ME DEAL WITH YOU TOMORROW!

Nessie said…

No.

Tomorrow you’ll be with me at the fabric store like you promised, so I can make the curtains you’ve been wanting for YOUR LAIR.

the yeti said…

YES!

Me win by forfeit!!!

Victor and still champion,
Yeti

BIG FOOT said…

NESSIE, ME MAKE DEAL.

ME NOT BATTLE YETI UNTIL 3.

ME GO TO FABRIC STORE IN MORNING. WE HAVE LIGHT LUNCH. THEN ME GO TO TUNDRA TO FIGHT YETI.

MAYBE YOU EVEN COME WITH?

WHAT YOU SAY?

PLEEEASE?

Nessie said…

That sounds fair. I’m sorry I got upset.

I don’t want to keep you from battling your legendary beast friends. I know it’s important to you.

And while you’re out that’ll give me time to hem anyway.

BIG FOOT said…

YOU NO APOLOGIZE. IT IS ME WHO FORGETS.

YOU BEST. YOU KNOW THAT?

the yeti said…

Zzzzzzzzz.

BIG FOOT said…

OKAY, YETI!

WE BACK ON!

TOMORROW! 3 PM! THE TUNDRA! SMASHMOUTH MILLE BORNES BATTLE!

YOU BETTER BRING YOU “A” GAME!

AND YOU FOLDING CHAIRS.

the yeti said…

tomorrow.

RRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!

BIG FOOT said…

RRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

See folks, even mythical beasts have to answer to their signifigant other. So who wins the battle, Yeti or Big Foot? You make the call.

2 thoughts on “Trash talking mythical beasts…

  1. Matt says:

    This is absolutely fantastic. I’m going to have to pull for Bigfoot, but keep in mind I’m biased because of the Nessie connection. Mille Bournes is great, but sometimes the adding gets hard late at night.

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