Today is Funion Friday!!!

Why do you say it is Funion Friday? Muncho Friday does not roll off the tongue with panache. I wanted to stay with a chip theme.

Buckle up here we go…

If you had to wear a suit made of fruit roll ups, what would it look like, taste like, and smell like? Perhaps butterfly collar…

Go to a mirror and flex. As you are flexing in the mirror say to yourself, “I am a bad MOFO!” If there is more than one person in the room. The others could shout out, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH” when you are flexing in the mirror.

If you had to live the life of someone in scripture, who would it be?

Tap Dance or Break Dance for at least 30 seconds. You may want to consult a doctor before you do. I am not too sure of the health of the audience of this blog.

What do you lasso in the city?

Walk like an Egyptian. You may whistle as well. WAY OH WAY OH…

Beef or Pork BBQ?

Put on your favorite album and pantomime Anne Hall to it.

Who loves ya, baby?

Go outside and evangelize a heathen for Jesus. You may use tracts, persuasion, and even shouting. You may not use lying on of hands. Remember, you got to get the heathen to accept a personal relationship with Jesus and baptize them in the nearest body of water.

3 thoughts on “Today is Funion Friday!!!

  1. Greg says:

    OK…although it’s certainly just a typo….I just couldn’t resist commenting on ‘lying on of hands.’That just seems to me to be the ultimate descriptive phrase for these ‘faith healer’ types who go around making a big production of supposedly healing people by grabbing their heads and giving them a shove backwards. Why ‘lay’ on hands and let God work, when to ‘lie’ on hands will earn better ratings and more money?

  2. Monica says:

    i swear, you are spending too much time by yourself…i do not know the name of the guy who talks with the cheesy beat in the background…he had a song for the senior class of ??? but he advised to “floss”…if you threw down a beat, you could make this into a similar kind of song and dedicate it to the class of 2008 APTS… 🙂

  3. Ryan Pappan says:

    Who says I have not already done that. The song you are referring to is “Everybody’s Free to Wear Sunscreen.” Baz Lurman produced it and included it on the Romeo and Juliet 10th year anniversary album. It also received heavy air play back in the day. I for one love the song.

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