Yesterday I walked outside to find John Cougar Mellencamp dancing on the lawn of the church. He was singing the intro to Jack & Diane. It was pretty neat shite!

I sat there amazed at what I was seeing. I moved to gain a better view and he caught wind of me and began to walk away, tail between his legs. I was not too sure what I saw…it happened very fast. I know it was Cougar-like…perhaps it was Bobcat doing his Police Academy shtick. I bet not because nothing was on fire and it did not smell of death (like in career).

I am tired of wildlife. I miss the city. Today I found out that snakes can and do crawl up the drains of toilets and can and do poke their heads out of the bowls. I will never crap again. I wonder how my body will hurt if I am impacted for a month. I will just have to use the toilet at the gym. Stupid nature, why can’t we just dam up everything and cement the rest. I for one love global warming!!! Yeah for hunters! Yeah for folks in boots shooting snakes and selling them on the roadside. Next time I get the chance to kill something with Nana Puddin’ I will take it! Stupid Nature!

I gotta go I want to eat steak! Yeah for people that wear fur and other animal products. I think I may buy stuff killing boots and a dead stuff carving coat this year for Christmas. I should get Mere a matching set. We could be the stuff killing couple and the stuff carving couple!

Yeah for Stuff!!!