I know I am not the only person in this great free nation of ours that worries about terror. I can’t sleep well sometimes due to my fear of terror. I am nervous and the only security I have is from the Department of Homeland Security’s Security Advisory System. I can go to sleep well knowing that they have color coded my security.

So I will try to help ya’ll get some sleep too. I plan to alert you of the current treat levels. So today we are at YELLOW or Eleveted. So rest well my beloved Amwericans.

Here is the chart for your benefit and clarity.